I AM GOING IIIINNNNNSSSSAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!

i love going to school but i hate attending the classes..........(thats stupid-i know)
i like classes only if its something that interests me..............which is a rare possibility...........................................
this is home-
aishwarya!!!!!!!!!! its 10th std. wat makes you think its completely alrite to while away your time?!?!?!?!?! show some seriousness ........................................................or.........................................ur reading a book???? is dat wat ur going to rite in ur board paper-'i read a book.'????????? have you gone insane..........????
YES I HAVE GONE INSANE!!!!
my family is freaking out over the whole swine flu scenario ever since the schools shut down.
the schools shut down after the 'smart' collector literally threw all his responsibilty of the deaths of any students due to swine flu on the school auhtorities.
the collector freaked out because the maharahtra govt. freaked out and threw their responsiblity on the collectors.
the govt freaked out after many ppl died of swine flu.
many ppl died of swine flu because many god forsaken pigs managed to find some weird unknown newly invented virus and took it into their systems.
NOW THANKS TO THOSE PIGS EVERY TEENAGER IS SITTING AT HOME AND IS ROTTING..........................................LIKE LITERALLY ROTTING.........................................

however now the scenario at home is a bit different....its more like dis................................................
sit and study..............but before that wash your hands and ur face.............otherwise just go and have a shower....and then use that hand sanitizer
dnt touch that -wash your hands first
dnt go out
wear that mask a.k.a hanuman mask.........and den leave the house
(pls note.the subject is going from building C to building A)
no u cant go down to play! have you gone insane!!!
YES .......................I TOLD YOU SO BEFORE------------------------------------I HAVE GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and im not the only freak whos suffering from insanomania (seeeeeeeeeeeeeee im so insane that i came up with a name for my insanity.....................thats just extreme insanity!!!)
everyone is suffering from this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rather evry teen is suffering from dis.
now this disease is from: complete isolation from the outside world .............................it is some what of an mental imbalance where in the teenage brain losses complete control over his or her mind and does things which are beyond his or her control.

symptoms of this disease are:1. the patient starts talking to her himself/herself
2. starts to talk to their hair
3. they organize their study table,mess it up and den clean up again ...............and den they run to the clock to the time in which the completed the task
4. they start reading books like tinkle or chandamama or birbal the cleverest
5. they OFFER to help in household chores
6. they start hating their laptops,comps,T.V.s,iPods.
7.they volunteer to go out and buy medicines and vegetables
8.they start going around singing nursery rhymes
a few observed cases:
yayati satam: starts making weird noises and sings his version of twinkle twinkle-and do NOT correct him even if he is rong
nidhi mathur: (in league with aishwarya karunakaran): laughs over lame sardarji joke as if there is no joke like it!
chinmay tokey: went to the cinemas in his night suit and wore sunglasses in the night
namrata kakade:plans on robbing a bank,making a rock band,going on a feminist strike and making amovie on pirates.
saee diwan: she danced to random songs,conducted her own fashion show and clicked zillion pics of herself

pls remember dis disease is clearly not the persons fault and it only affects the teenagers.
it has been reported that the main victims are students of a certain gurukul school.

neways..........................................................................so this is how this newly invented diseases is affecting the teenagers of mainly pune.
the funny thing is this disease comes as an after effect of other diseases.
pls note dis disease is contagious! BEWARE.